Showing posts with label the good wife guide. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the good wife guide. Show all posts

Friday, February 18, 2011

I totally suck as a wife. You're shocked, right?

So, I'm cruising through my google reader and up pops this lovely little chart from Thought Catalog. I thought, "Sweet! Let's see how much I would have sucked as a wife in the 30s." Not surprisingly, I suck. Hard.


No I mean I really suck. Add up my score.

I'll wait.

That's right. I scored 1.

1.

I lost major points for being an atheist. We don't make good wives, I guess. And really I should get a half point off b/c I hate other people's children. So really, I'm more of a .5. FAIL

Although I should get extra points for being so damn jolly and gay.

So I thought The Good Husband must score off the charts. He must be perfect.


No, he totally fucking sucks too. But he scores 15 points.

But I don't think snoring should count since you can't really help that.

So both of us losers deserve each other.

How do you rate?

Friday, August 22, 2008

The Good Wife Guide . . . to saving money

There are several things that TGH and I are trying to do to save money. One of the areas where we try to save is our grocery bill. There are several things that you can do that are small efforts that produce big results.

~Buy in bulk, especially meat. Look for family packs of meat and separate the meat into smaller, easier to use packages. Also, if you want to go organic, you might be able to find a local farm that will sell you a whole or half cow. Visit http://www.localharvest.org/ to find a farm near you. We are lucky enough to live rurally and have beef, chicken, lamb, pork and buffalo farms near us where we can buy meat. Dollar for dollar, we usually come out a head or break even in terms of saving money on meat.

~Buy in bulk for as many things as you can. Something that will save you money is buying cheese in blocks and then shredding it on your own. Buying blocks of cheese and shredding it can save me up to $3 dollars for shredded cheese. You can freeze the cheese, up to six months, so stock up.

The Good Wife Tip: Make sure the cheese is very very cold, if not partially frozen, before you shred it. I used my Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer with the shredder attachment to shred the cheese. The sharp cheddar became a little clumpy since the shredder had warmed. But I just unclumped it as best I could, stuck it in the freezer for an hour and then unclumped it again.

~Use coupons and look for stores that will double or triple the coupons. There are usually two, sometimes three, stores that I will go to every week. I try and go on Saturday morning since there are less crowds and it is usually the last day for sales. I check the ad to see what is on sale and then I check to see what coupons I have. There are some websites that do this for you (The Coupon Mom and The Grocery Game) so it might be the easiest way to start.

~Always have a grocery list with you when you shop. I like to sort my list by aisle (I have shopped at the same 2 stores long enough that I know what is in what aisle). I sort my list by aisle and then any item I have a coupon for, I star. I paperclip my coupons to the back of my list so I am ready to go when I get to the checkout.

~Meal plan. Using the coupons and the sales flyer, I try to come up with all the meals we will have that week. Most people and some shows (Quick Fix Meals with Robin Miller) suggest that you eat the same kind of protein three different ways during the week but TGH and I would get burn out. So every day of the week we have a different protein: Monday - Beef, Tuesday - Pork, Wednesday - Chicken, Thursday - Pasta, Friday - Veggie/Seafood, Saturday - FREE(we usually eat out this night) and Sunday - Chicken. I find that this way helps to eliminate the feeling of eating the same thing all the time.

~The freezer is your friend. I am too scared to jar and can but freezing your veggies are a good way to save. Buy in bulk when summer produce is cheap and freeze the extras. Some good sites for more tips and hints to what you can freeze and how: http://www.extension.umn.edu/distribution/nutrition/DJ0555.html

http://farmgal.tripod.com/Freezerbasics.html

Friday, July 18, 2008

The Good Wife Guide . . .to Cleaning

In my youthful days I was a bit messy. But every Good Wife needs to have a system in place to keep the house clean. Here is TGW's Fail-Proof Cleaning System:

Monday: Wash all the whites
Tuesday: Wash all the darks; take out the trash
Wednesday: Wash all the towels; vacuum
Thursday: Wash all the sheets
Friday: Clean the bathroom
Saturday: Dust the house; vacuum; mop the bathroom floors and kitchen floors; clean the kitchen counters, sink, oven and microwave; clean all mirrors; take out the trash
Sunday: REST and RELAX

To Do Everyday:
~Sweep and Swiffer Wet Jet the kitchen and bathroom floors before you go to bed
~Wipe out the bathroom sink and kitchen sink in the morning with a Clorox wipe (they are awesome)
~Make sure everything is put away were it belongs (I do this room to room before bed)
~After dinner, wipe down the kitchen counters, stove, microwave and table
~Do the dishes
~Make the bed
~Microwave the sponge you clean with in the microwave on high for one minute. This will kill the bacteria!~

To Do Every Two Weeks:
~Shake out area rugs and doormats outdoors before vacuuming
~Vacuum furniture (underneath the cushions too)

To Do Monthly:
~Clean the inside of the refrigerator
~Clean window surfaces
~Wash out kitchen trash container and surrounding area
~Clean the stove
~Clean baseboards, dust blinds and vacuum curtains
~Change or clean filters on heating and cooling systems

To Do Every Six Months: Flip mattresses

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Good Wife Guide



My mom sent this to me before I got married. I think it might be real (last time I checked Snopes.com, anyway). Needless to say a big feminist like me gets a tremendous laugh out of it. I joke that they are my rules to live by, when, I think, I go by some opposite and unwritten rules.