Obama was all "Here is the budget"
Congress was all
and dicked around in getting the numbers together
One party tired to compromise but the other party was all
Then another compromise was floated and the other party was all
""Meanwhile Obama is all
Congress is coming back with
The government might shut down and the military might not get paid and everyone is now all
I hope that clears up everything for you.
I'll let you know when NPR has hired me for stunning and brilliant political analysis.