So, I'm cruising through my google reader and up pops this lovely little chart from Thought Catalog. I thought, "Sweet! Let's see how much I would have sucked as a wife in the 30s." Not surprisingly, I suck. Hard.
No I mean I really suck. Add up my score.
That's right. I scored 1.
I lost major points for being an atheist. We don't make good wives, I guess. And really I should get a half point off b/c I hate other people's children. So really, I'm more of a .5. FAIL
Although I should get extra points for being so damn jolly and gay.
So I thought The Good Husband must score off the charts. He must be perfect.
No, he totally fucking sucks too. But he scores 15 points.
But I don't think snoring should count since you can't really help that.
So both of us losers deserve each other.
How do you rate?